NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

gracefullikeagazelle:

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement

(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

Your father is a hunter.

laugh-addict:

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

My biggest fear by Jake Clark

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and just

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”